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Communism: You have 2 cows, the government takes 1 and gives you part of the milk. Socialism: You have 2 cows, the government takes 1 cow and gives it to your neighbour. Fascism: You have 2 cows, the government takes both, and sells you the milk. Nazism: You have 2 cows, the government takes both and shoots you. Bureaucracy: You have 2 cows, the government takes both, shoots one, milks one and pours milk down the drain. Capitalism: you have 2 cows, you sell one, and buy a bull. Christianity: Have two cows, give one to God, and your remaining cow gives birth at a phenomenal rate |
